Hi.

Hey, what's up?

IF: Wise

Mr. Rutherford is very smart... but a little low in the wisdom department.

IF: packed

Those worms are really packed in.
That's good enough for this topic, right?

Before you judge me to be some sort of weird worm squishing type person, you should know that this drawing is not strictly biographical. The man on the left is a combination of the characteristics of three muskrats whom I knew, and therefore belongs to the composite order of architecture... and I would never stand in a bucket of worms that big. Too much death and wormshed... gross.

IF: canned

IF: Sour

Expression experiment:
I was going for sour, yet delicious, but I think I ended up with some sort of mouthless mancreature.

IF: fierce

Begbeard the Pirate:
The fiercest pirate to sail Lake Michigan

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Strong Cereal

Look! Strong Bad eats my cereal.

IF: electricity

His name is huestis. Incidentally, that's as far as I thought this one through.

Oh, here is an idea I didn't go with. But I like it more now. So I think I'll post it too.

Jake is a BAD PERSON

Jake is a BAD PERSON. His chicken is lactose intolerant and he is feeding it yogurt.

Gator

IF: pet peeves

If I had a pet Peeve, I would feed it microwaved brie and out-of-register newspaper ads.
(I wasn't going to post this because these beastly drawings aren't really "my thing" but... then i posted it... oh well.)

IF: Theory

(Click on the image for a better view)

This is my theory on why animals never evolved the ability to speak. It's really difficult to evolve all the qualities that you need in order to become a higher life form all at the same time, you know. In this specific case, I'm pretty sure that the man is creeped out by the animal's request and will subsequently fashion a pointy ended weapon with the intention of cutting off a branch of the Phylogenetic tree. I don't like that man. But what do you want me to do? Erase him?

IF: Choose

IF: Tales and Legends

Although Bob doubted the practicality of his discovery, he was sure he could get a pretty good price for it on eBay.

IF: Stitch

After all, it is a very complicated process

IF: Soar(t of)

Where do banana peel gags come from anyway?